The best cheap eats near Brooklyn movie theaters
Keeping the night going (unless you have weird spooky plans) after you saw the movie is an important piece of the movie date Provided what you see isn’t terrible, going to the movies could be a great...
View ArticleThe five worst Brooklyn behaviors on Tinder
Learn from these tips, or you could find yourself as part of the next show. Photos by Michael Robert Hartman I joined Tinder pretty much the minute I noticed that both of my roommates were sitting at...
View ArticleLove, for less: 20 Brooklyn dates for under $20
How freaking romantic. Photo by Etienne Frossard, via Facebook Dating is hard. It’s difficult to meet new people, whether in “real life” or online, and the process of dating itself can be exhausting,...
View ArticleWhy it’s sometimes a good idea to bang your roommate
The domestic sphere heats up a bit. Everyone told me it’d be a bad idea to sleep with my roommate, so I slept with my roommate. I mean, come on, it’s New York and who can afford a place on their own?...
View ArticleBrooklynites still using ‘blizzard’ as a hookup excuse on Craigslist
You, too, can go butt to butt in the snow. via Wikimedia Last night, you were probably hoping that some special someone would ask you over for a pre-apocalyptic cuddle. Maybe it happened, and maybe it...
View ArticleBed to bed debate: To ghost, or not to ghost? The morning-after dilemma
It’s been fun, but… All photos by Jeni Magana We all know what it is to wake up next to someone the morning after getting down, see them lying there, and panic. Regardless of whether the person...
View ArticleLove stinks: What was the worst date you’ve ever been on?
A little jizz in the hair would be a welcome relief in these dating stories. It’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow, which means that everyone’s mind is on love or sex or dating, despite the fact that it’s...
View Article7 things I’ve learned about dating Brooklyn dudes
Here’s something to know about that guy on the subway with you. via Alexandra Kern/SingleDumb What does it take to be a dating expert? Is there even such a thing? I may have earned the honorary...
View ArticleSurvey shows Manhattanites so very thirsty for Brooklynites
Manhattanites see this picture and they almost die of dehydration. Photo by Michael Tapp To most of you, Manhattan is that place with the buildings where you have to go work and also maybe the place...
View Article12 winter dates in Brooklyn for 12 neighborhoods
It’s winter, so get out there and skate with your sweetie. via Facebook We have a theory: winter is the new summer when it comes to falling in love. After all, summer doesn’t have hot drinks and cold...
View ArticleThis video will remind you technology-based dating sucked way before Tinder
We’re no strangers to bitching about the state of modern dating, Tinder included. Still, just because we point out that dating here in the exciting future is just terrible, that doesn’t mean we can’t...
View ArticleAre you a Bumble bro or a Happn hottie? A dozen dating apps reviewed
Love: it’s all in the e-mails. via Ayi There are some of us still roaming this borough, the grayer, wizened, toothless ones, who remember the dark days, nights when you would actually have to pry open...
View ArticleHow to have a happy relationship and sex on the side
Photo by Mindy Tucker If you’ve been looking for love in Brooklyn lately, you’ve probably been out with at least one person who describes themselves as ‘poly.’ They go on to explain that it’s short for...
View ArticleShabbat dinner in Crown Heights unites Grindr prospects
Challah back. Original photo via flickr user slgckgc. Edited by Sam Corbin It’s not that sex and religion don’t mix, it’s just that they’re a pretty unlikely pair. Guess that’s why this thing called...
View ArticleDating show with money to burn seeks handsome, single guys
It’s probably not this kind of dating show, but who cares what it is when you’re making $600 Summer is over and so is summer romance. Spring, when a young woman’s fancy turns to thoughts of love isn’t...
View ArticleRide the love train: BK’s best commuter-friendly dating spots
Your prayers for a great date spot near a lot of trains have been answered by St. Gambrinus. via Facebook Looking for love, but can’t bear to give up the comfort of your closest train? Hey, we get it....
View ArticleWhy dating in movie ‘Brooklyn’ beats dating in Brooklyn
Then: a picture of love. Now: A picture of a drunk guy leaning on his patient girlfriend Brooklyn (the movie, based on the novel of the same name by Colm Toibin) is a stunning portrait of Brooklyn in...
View ArticleChanging my Tinder pic to a Waffle House was the best thing to happen to my...
Scattered, smothered, swiped. My life as a Waffle House on Tinder. Photo by Alex Horowitz. In 2014, I went on Tinder for three weeks and all I got was a host of creepy messages, some boring...
View ArticleWinter storm bone us: The best of Jonas hookup ads from Craigslist
This could be you, but you playing. Image via ABC News We know that we are, in fact, in the middle of cuffing season, that special time of year where you find a special someone to spend time with you...
View ArticleFrom fighters in Park Slope to gropers in Cobble Hill: The 5 worst Brooklyn...
Fighting an old guy is never a good idea. Especially when you’re on a date. I happen to be a Brooklyn dating pro, because I naively choose to believe that I will find my love and together we will ride...
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